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The Funniest Tweets On Twitter

Silicon Alley Insider  Aug 25 09

"I’m see-through. And my top is drunk." – @printartist

"Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch." – @thepeoplegeek

See? Twitter doesn't make make any money, but it can make you laugh.

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